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Not Sure If You’ll Enjoy My New Book – My Royal Navy Friend? Well Here’s Every Chapter Title

By Amazon, Books & Authors, CreativityNo Comments

My new book, My Royal Navy Friend, is out now. It is a collection of 52 emails to my dear friend Roy, who enlisted in the Royal Navy. It also includes Royal Navy Facts and Stories. But just in case you’re not sure if it’s going to be your cup of tea, here is a full list of topics/chapters:

WeekTitle
Introduction
110 Dinosaur Facts
2Some Wonders of the World
3Navy Jokes
4Inspirational Quotes
5Weird UK Laws
6Would You Rather?
7Most Common Myths
8Gay Animals
9A List of Qualities in People that Inspire Me
10Future Technology to Be Excited About
1125 Date Ideas
12How to Fight a Shark
13How to Woo a Turtle
14Some of the Most Amazing Jobs in the World
15The Cycle of Change
16Things To Look Forward To
17Facts About Castles
18Dad Jokes
19Do Aliens Exist?
20Solve These Puzzles
21The Best-Selling Objects of All Time
22Some of the Most Impressive Inventions by Mankind
23Facts About Disney that You Probably Didn’t Know
24The Kindest Humans
25A List of Cakes
26Dark Jokes
27Why Do People Hoard?
28Tips to Deal with Loss
29What To Do if You Meet a Dolphin
30Manners
3113 Weird Body Facts
32Bottom Humour
3310 Ways to Be More Creative
34Stress: What It Is & How To Beat It
35Will AI Robots Take Over The World?
3620 Super Space Facts
37Bar Jokes
38Famous Film Quotes
399 Travel Tips
40Ancient Egyptian Curses
41Things Money Can’t Buy
42Whatever Happened to The Roman Empire?
43Mood Lifters
44Neurodiversity Super Powers
4510 Weird Olympic Games
46Some Wonderful Words We Should Use More
47How to Teach a Sea Lion to Dance
48The Great Emu War of 1932
49Quiz: Flags of the World
50Legendary Characters from the UK
51A Survival Guide to a Zombie Apocalypse
52Ida & Louise Cook: An Extraordinary & Inspirational Story
Afterword

Blog soon,

Antony

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Wednesday 10 January 2024

Home Magic – Superb Simmer Pot Mixes from The Lancashire Witch

By Paganism, Reviews, ShoppingNo Comments
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Money Magnet Simmer Pot Mix by The Lancashire Witch.

The Lancashire Witch is a Witchy shop. The bricks and motor shop is based Leyland, Lancashire, but they also have an online shop.

All their products and services are designed, developed and delivered by an expert Witch, named Sally.

Sally is an intergenerational Witch being trained from a young age by her mother and grandmother. Sally is wonderful. Friendly, helpful and really knows her stuff.

The Lancashire Witch sells everything a Witch could need under one roof. This includes: Herbs, Resins, Roots, Bones, Flowers, Barks, Spell Oils, Spell Powders, various Tools, Incenses, Floor Washes, Spell Inks, Sprays, Rice, Honey Jars, Bath Salts, Candles and Crystals. It’s a one stop shop for all your magical needs!

I recently got my hands on this Money Magnet Simmer Pot Mix. This is handmade Sally (the Witch herself) is blessed and intended for its purpose. What is a simmer pot mix I hear you ask?

A simmer pot mix is a collection of herbs, roots, barks, dried fruit and flowers that you put into a pan and then simmer for as long as possible. This process releases the magic out of the spell ingredients and releases it into the Universe. It’s a brilliant idea and one a type of spell casting I have never ever thought of doing before.

This is what the Money Magnet Simmer Pot Mix looks like in the pan:

Now, first things first. It smells magical and absolutely divine. The smell throws well, filling my kitchen and living room (tip: open all the doors inside your home that you can and let the scent spread throughout your home). You’ve got to try one of these, if only for the scent that comes completely natural world. Sally only uses the produce of nature and never anything artificial.

The great thing is that The Lancashire Witch does these simmer pot mixes around every sort of spell work you could think of, including: luck magic, cleansing, blessing, healing, hexing, love, etc. And if you can’t find what you’re looking for, you can even order a custom simmer pot mix suited to your intention.

In terms of Spell effectiveness, we’ll have to wait and see. I only just simmered this morning. But I’ve had many other products and services from The Lancashire Witch and they are always effective and often quickly.

Blog soon,

Antony

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Tuesday 9 January 2024

My Royal Navy Friend – OUT NOW!

By Amazon, Books & Authors, CreativityNo Comments

My new book has been released early today. I decided to treat you in the cold, dark and skint month of January.

So what’s it all-about:

My dear friend Roy decided to follow in his family’s footsteps and enlist in the Royal Navy.

I wanted to maintain our friendship, to continue to support Roy, to make him laugh and to entertain him. So I came up with the idea of sending him a weekly email on random topics.
These emails were on a variety of topics, always being entertaining, sometimes being interesting, sometimes funny and occasionally being serious.

Topics included: Jokes, Puzzles, Inspirational Quotes, Future Technology to Be Excited About, How to Fight A Shark, How to Woo A Turtle, Some of the Most Amazing Jobs in the World, Facts About Castles, Do Aliens Exist?, The Kindest Humans, A List of Cakes, 13 Weird Body Facts, 20 Super Space Facts, Ancient Egyptian Curses, 10 Weird Olympic Games, The Great Emu War of 1932, Quiz: Flags of the World, Legendary Characters from the UK and others.

My Royal Navy Friend is a copy of these emails. In total, there are 52 emails. Dispersed throughout the book are also Royal Navy facts and stories.

Antony Simpson, author, said:
“My Royal Navy Friend is my best work to date. I’m exceptionally proud of My Royal Navy Friend. You’ll laugh, be entertained and learn some fascinating facts.”

Blog soon,

Antony

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Sunday 7 January 2024

The Gorgeous Mawaan Rizwan – My New Celebrity Crush

By Love & Relationships, Thinking, TV, Online Streaming & FilmsNo Comments

I discovered the gorgeous Mawaan Rizwan through Taskmaster. Then I discovered his BBC Series Juice.

Mawaan is hilariously funny, eccentric and attractive. Then I checked out his Instagram and wow, he’s hot and very sexy. Mawaan is also gay – I think I’ve found my future husband.

I couldn’t resist sending him a complementary message:

Now, I just need him to checkout my profile and fall in love with me. Job done.

Write soon,

Antony

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Sunday 7 January 2024
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