|Some chat-up lines work and others really don’t. Here’s 5 chat-up lines you should NEVER Use:
5. You have 206 bones in your body. Want one more?
4. I’m calling the police because you stole my heart.
3. Are your pants a bit tight or are you just happy to see me?
Confidence is good, but cockiness (no pun intended) is not. The not-so-subtle subtext implies you’re just after one thing, which you probably wont get using this line.
2. You know what would look good on you? Me.
Nobody wants to go out with somebody who has a bigger ego than themselves. This line screams that they are egotistical.
1. Do you come here often?
This line is too ambiguous. Depending upon where you meet, this could have all sorts of subtext. I once had a guy say this to me in the waiting room of a sexual health clinic. I walked on by and thankfully never saw him again.
My advice would be to avoid the one-liners all together. Start the conversation with a simple ‘hi’ or ‘hey’ and stick to genuine complements.
What’s the worst chat-up line anybody has ever said to you? Leave a comment below.
Published by: The Gay UK on Tuesday 18th February 2014.