My list for the Future

Dear Future,

Here is a list of things I’d like you to bring (in no particular order):
• A machine that washes, drys and irons clothes
• A self cleaning toilet
• A Windows operating system that doesn’t crash
• A charge-as-you-use laptop
• A phone that finds you if you loose it
• A phone that is “drop proof”
• A phone that makes anyone (particularly me) sound sexy
• A robot with OCD that picks up things after you
• A robot that can fix practically any household appliance
• A DIY robot for gay men (sterotypical, I know, lol, but honest)
• A robot that can do all of the above
• Naked glasses – so I can perve
• An animal translator
• An idea’s machine
• A tablet for just about anything

Anything you’d like to see? Leave a comment.

Antony